and on and on

But try as they may, the five could not find someone willing to sacrifice themselves in the name of Ska, to rid the world of boring chord patterns and pop idols and bring entertainment back into live music. Yet, they did not lose faith, but put their trust in the local paper, which took up their plight, and soon their prayers were answered.

Nearly 10 months on from the birth of BAGGY TROUSERS a prophet from Port Talbot, who had been spreading the good word from his AA tyre service truck, came fourth. Only the day before whilst queuing for a breakfast bap at Big Bobs Burger & Bacon Bar in Brecon, an angel had visited him proclaiming two prophecies. The first was that breakfast baps contain 12% more cholesterol than a double bacon & cheeseburger and secondly, that despite Big Bobs boasts, his bacon sarnies do not contain enough bacon to feed the 5000. Unimpressed by such revelations, he proceeded to the front of the queue, and whilst waiting to give his order, set about reading the local paper.

It was then that he received his calling, for on the front page the headlines read “Suggs-a-like needed for Madness tribute band (preaching experience essential)”.









	But try as they may, the five could not find someone willing to sacrifice themselves in the name of Ska, to rid the world of boring chord patterns and pop idols and bring entertainment back into live music. Yet, they did not lose faith, but put their trust in the local paper, which took up their plight, and soon their prayers were answered. Nearly 10 months on from the birth of BAGGY TROUSERS a prophet from Port Talbot, who had been spreading the good word from his AA tyre service truck, came fourth. Only the day before whilst queuing for a breakfast bap at Big Bobs Burger & Bacon Bar in Brecon, an angel had visited him proclaiming two prophecies. The first was that breakfast baps contain 12% more cholesterol than a double bacon & cheeseburger and secondly, that despite Big Bobs boasts, his bacon sarnies do not contain enough bacon to feed the 5000. Unimpressed by such revelations, he proceeded to the front of the queue, and whilst waiting to give his order, set about reading the local paper. It was then that he received his calling, for on the front page the headlines read “Suggs-a-like needed for Madness tribute band (preaching experience essential)”.

					Immediately, he left the burger bar heeding the angels advice, leaving his tools on the A470 to begin his new journey in life. Punctures and tyre checks no longer mattered, his new mission was to lead people out of music wilderness and educate them in the ways of Madness. The name of this saviour was Scott, and with five becoming six, BAGGY TROUSERS, the authentic Madness tribute band, was complete, or was it?